The Bearded Man looks like a boy just like all the others. But when the Bearded Man is Bored he gains superpowers. They appear on clothing in the form of invisible pockets full of utilities or manifest themselves through the anatomy, when fingers become tools. The Bored Bearded Man is also more creative and gains swifter movement. Like all good superheroes, The Bored Bearded Man feels compelled to share the benefits of his superpowers with the world; he wants to create pieces to embellish other people’s homes. Whatever domestic, aesthetic or utility drama besets you, the Bearded Man is Bored, so just call him.